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Joke of the Day
"I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they're ok."
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"What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut? About 3 weeks."
"I was waiting in line for soup at my favorite Vietnamese food truck... When this guy pushes in front to place his order. I'm like, ""Dude, pho queue."""
"A wise Chinese man once said, ""If a dog barks it's undercooked"""
"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."
"First date with a hummingbird: You're moving too fast."
"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"
"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."
"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."
"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"