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Joke of the Day
"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."
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"What kind of shirts do philosophers wear Soccer tees"
"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"What did the ghost say to the prostitute? You're a horror!"
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"Their are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant."
"What do you say to an art student with a job? ""Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"""
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""
"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"
"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."