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Joke of the Day
"THEM: You can't go wrong with this recipe. ME: Watch me."
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"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."
"'50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils."
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"
"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"
"A recent study was released on head lice stating that 95% of lice populations are resistant to treatment. Scientists are scratching their heads trying to figure out how this happened."
"Got arrested for dancing around the store naked advertising Hawaiian rolls I guess I'm not a very good roll model"
"The reason I don't like Facebook's ""memories"" feature is because it shows me 6 years ago wearing the same shirt I have on right now."
"I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut"
"The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind."