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Joke of the Day

"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."

"Where did the Grim Reaper find his missing keys? On Death's drawer."

"Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, ""But we work here. We're staph."""

"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""

"It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them... The Police call it indecent exposure, but whatever..."

"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"

"I saw a train today... It seemed really angry."