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Joke of the Day

"Two pedophiles in the park Two pedophiles sitting on a bench in the park, a 13 year old girl walks by. Says one to the other ""Hey, she really has let herself go over the years, hasn't she?""..."

"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"

"My girlfriend called me lazy the other day. I almost responded."

"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."

"Warning: Joke contains racism Racism"

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"

"Jew joke I'm a German Jew raised catholic and a chain smoker. I'm genetically engineered to hate myself.... And I think I'm gassing myself."

"What am I doing today? Well I forgot my headphones so probably murders."

"Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!"""

"Obama: Hello Amer- *feels a tug on his suit coat* What Joe?? Biden: What color should the lion be? Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*"