133450

Joke of the Day

"Camo couch? what is the hardest part about owning a couch that is upholstered in camouflage? Not knowing where to sit every time"

"Thousands of Russians in Moscow chant ""Russia without Putin!"" Thousands of Canadians Horrified"

"Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)"

"Monday, you deplete me."

"Why do people with OCD like Family Feud? Because it's always black and white."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging on big cock noise)"

"What do you call having sex in a canoe? Bud Light, because it's fucking close to water."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer Ash"

"A German man and woman are having sex, and an American walks in... The American shouts ""Gross!"" and turns away. The German man looks toward him and smiles, saying ""Danke!"""

"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"