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Joke of the Day
"They say everyone is unique... Isn't that a bit of a generalization?"
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"What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection? No hard feelings."
"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."
"WHY IS ASS RED BECASUE MY DAD WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR AND FUCKED MY ASS TILL IT WAS RED YOU FUCKING RETARDS"
"An Irishman walks past a bar... ..no, really. It can happen."
"Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party? He wanted to find a tight seal."
"that awkward feeling. when you are sitting on the toilet and forgot to lock the door and your boss walks in... and your pants are up."
"What is a British person's favorite cereal? Cheerios. say it in a British accent"
"You won't believe this, kids, but TV used to end. Every day. They played the national anthem, and then it just...stopped. Scary, huh?"
"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."