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Joke of the Day

"My name is jafar, I came from afar, I got a bomb in my car, Allah Uakbar"

"Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed."

"This morning I woke up, got out, and went for a five mile run That's the last time I try to push start a car by myself."

"I hate tattoos For instance, if you get a tattoo of a Tarantula, 60 years later it'll look like Daddy Long Legs."

"Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed? Woke up in a Korma"

"I just saw a midget get pickpocketed... I still can't believe someone could stoop so low."

"People that say ""The worst kind of cut is a paper cut"" probably haven't been stabbed in the face before."

"What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food? Smashed potatoes."

"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Apparently one in three people cheat. I wonder if it's my wife or my girlfriend."