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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a blond standing on her head? a brunette with bad breath..."
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"When a guy thinks that older women are more into him than they actually are... Is it an example of the Dunning-Cougar effect?"
"How many Republicans does it take to screwin a light bub? Zero. They're so fucking dumb that none of them can screw a light bulb to begin with."
"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"My 42 yr old friend is dating a 24 yo guy, she caught him cheating so she took away his play station for a week"
"I don't know why they invite me to an Easter egg hunt, then freak out when I turn up in camo gear with my rifle."
"[gets found guilty of murder] [sentenced to 3 years of listening to Pitbull on repeat] [appeals] [gets sentence reduced to lethal injection]"
"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."