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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call them ""roach clips""? Because ""pot holder"" was already taken."

"I'm still a little pissed we didn't get to keep the tail through the evolutionary process."

"Did you hear about the hooker that went to the bank for a loan? She just needed something to get her by until she could get back on her back"

"What number is the oddest prime number? 2 Source: My discrete professor"

"I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."

"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."

"For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday."

"I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes."

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."

"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."