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Joke of the Day

"I often misuse common phrases People are always pulling me off for it."

"My favorite sexual position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."

"What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post? *I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*"

"This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT!"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field"

"Girls are like square roots... If they're under 18 just do them in your head."

"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker."

"What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing? Lmao"

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""