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Joke of the Day

"Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races? because he's covering an erection!"

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff"

"Serious top linked post on /r/science made me laugh: ""Giant methane storms on Uranus"" Original link: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"

"Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital? Because he is dead. ^((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))"

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He received the gas bill."

"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"

"What does a mathematician do about constipation? Sits down and works it out with a pencil."

"There was an explosion at the world's largest sprinkles factory earlier today. Fortunately there have been no fatalities, but the number of injured are reported to be in the hundreds and thousands."

"CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity? ME: no thank you SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice"

"Hi, Can I domesticate you?"