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Joke of the Day
"Waitress: would you like another drink? Me: Are you new?"
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"What's the most evil thing a human being can do?"
"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you love kids?"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? addictionary"
"Walked up to 2 guys talking business and told them ""get a conference room!"""
"Subway sandwich artists seem like they'd rather kill their mother with an AIDS hammer than give you extra toppings."
"Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit."
"Today my wife asked, ""would you still love me if I was ugly and fat?"" Turns out ""Yes I do"" was not the right answer."