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Joke of the Day

"What do Grammar Nazis support? The Third Write"

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Either have they."

"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."

"I gave up cursing for lent The next day I went over to confession and told my priest, ""I hope I don't fuck this shit up."""

"How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb None, because change can only come from a revolution of the working classes."

"Someone needs to introduce the people still requesting songs on the radio to the Internet..."

"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"

"Today, I had two religious people for dinner. That makes me an ""ate-theist""."

"What did president Obamas father say when he was born? Oh, He's Barack. pronounced with a bad asian-english accent."

"For my next party trick I'll swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they'll come out of my ass tied together.... I shit you knot"