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Joke of the Day
"Everyone keeps saying I'm paranoid... This must be some sort of conspiracy..."
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"I can tell so much about a person just by guessing."
"What does a constipated virgin think about this punchline? He doesn't give a fuck or a shit."
"Why did the priest go to the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning."
"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."
"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"
"i appreciate the song ""the boys are back in town"" because it answers the age-old question: are the boys back in town y/n?"
"When you hear ""I do not love you but we can be friends"" it's like... your mother says ""Your dog died but you can keep it""."
"How high can Miss Piggy count? 68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat..."
"Did you hear that the Indian bakery closed? I guess it was a naan-profit business."