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Joke of the Day
"I had a three way the other night.... Had a couple no shows, but I still had a good time."
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"How do you get a Jewish girls number? you ask her to roll her sleeves up."
"I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies."
"I dated a girl once who turned out to be a cannibal. That really came back to bite me in the ass."
"Whats the difference between Elton John and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"A Kraft cheese factory recently burned down... No one reported the fire for hours, because no one believed that there actually were hot Singles in the area."
"My wife is always trying to pick a fight by making fun of my impotence. Well she won't get a rise out of me."
"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"How can you tell if someone went to the gym? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"How do you spell anarchy? Any way you fucking want."