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Joke of the Day
"My sister got a koala I asked her to name it Koka since she can tell everyone she has Koka koala."
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"[Rock Paper Scissors Best of 7 Championship] *down 3 games to 0 against Edward Scissorhands* MY COACH: Stop choosing paper!"
"What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy? ""I wish his hands were made of stone."""
"Did you hear about the man without a penis? He came out of nowhere!"
"I've been all over the web looking for a combination fly swatter/back scratcher. I'm tired of lugging both around all day."
"Take 1/5th the $ car insurance companies spend on advertising, apply it to health care, and everyone can have golden organs and never die."
"A woman in my hometown says that 50 Cent is 100% her son's father. Although, it's closer to 50 percent per Cent."
"What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks? ""Allah akbar!"""
"A classic from when we were kids A man walks into a bar... And says ""Ow!"""
"How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?"