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Joke of the Day
"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Napalm"
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"Luke chided Han for blaming Chewbacca when everyone got caught in the tree net on the forest moon of Endor. But let's be honest: it *was* a Wookie mistake."
"My wife said she was leaving me because I'm too kinky I almost choked on her piss when I heard it."
"Vodka...deleting memories since...uhh..."
"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"
"Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning? Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon."
"Kim Kardashian settles lawsuit with Old Navy over stealing her likeness; also settles with The Gap over stealing her nickname."
"Ya know, my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records once... Wasn't for very long though. Librarian told me to put the book down and get the fuck out before she called the cops."
"What is Zoolander's least favourite sport? Nascar If you can even call it a sport."
"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."