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Joke of the Day

"Why is the archaeologist depressed? Some old stuff just got dug up"

"Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted? Because of the Santa Clause"

"How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?"

"My friend recently visited London. He said everyone was very polite, except in Greenwich. Whenever he asked someone for the time they got all mean about it."

"Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter"

"Heres a good joke: Women's Rights."

"What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles? Water..."

"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."

"My comedian alias would be The Carcinogin My jokes give people cancer"

"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."