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Joke of the Day
"Just saw a horse drawn cart. Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists."
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"What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point."
"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one."
"What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea? North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane."
"The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly."
"A man goes to a doctor Man : Doc, I have been hurting in places. Doc : Then don't fucking go to those places."
"Sure I could get off the couch & put new batteries in this remote but instead I am going to hold it high above my head & at different angles"
"Keanu Reeves watching a Keanu Reeves movie trying to figure out how he's in two places at once."
"Tell me a joke I've never heard before. Original jokes warmly welcomed!"
"The ""Beware of Cat"" sign posted outside my house doesn't seem to be having the desired affect."