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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None! The room's been dark ever since Jose got deported!"

"*intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*"

"A local caricature artist got arrested today I always thought he was a sketchy type of guy."

"An old teacher asked her student... ""If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"" The student replied, ""It is obviously past."""

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"How many amoebae does it take to change a lightbulb one no, two no, four eight, 16, 32...."

"What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !"

"What do you call a Russian ninja? Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)"

"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."

"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""