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Joke of the Day
"What killed the Aztec? A broken heart."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*"
"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."
"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."
"This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies."
"I read a book about a transsexual woman with a speech impediment.. It was titled 'Man or Myth'"
"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"
"What's the easiest way to get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait."
"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."
"Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on."