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Joke of the Day
"I read a book about a transsexual woman with a speech impediment.. It was titled 'Man or Myth'"
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"What do you call an openly gay detective? Surecocks Holmes"
"Awesome watch I got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it."
"You did not have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up."
"Only 2 phrases can change a woman's mood: ""I Love You"" and ""50% Off""."
"Went to the doctor today. He wanted to know if the laxatives he prescribed worked. I told him it was close, but no cigar."
"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"
"The Atlanta Falcons"
"News: Don't panic about Ebola, but please watch this nonstop coverage about how it could spread everywhere and kill you. Don't panic though."
"luke, thats a persons name. whys everybodys star wars name gotta be like, hoobie doodoo or seb neb or something"