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Joke of the Day
"My mom told me to quit smoking weed But I said fuck it I do what I marijuana"
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"Any one want to get a Helen Keller thread going? What do you do after you rape Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mom."
"Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some."
"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"
"What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society? Sieze the day"
"Someone just stole my lemon loaf.... Out of everything that happened today, they really took the cake"
"Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years."
"Stevie Wonder is the worst Father Hasnt seen his kids in years"
"I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead."
"*pretends to throw a ball and my dog chases after it* haha idiot *checks email* holy shit i won a million dollars??"