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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads? They all just get stoned instead."
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"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle"
"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle... ...he just didn't have the balls to do it."
"Let's play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game Whenever your girlfriend goes to the bathroom take a shot"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."
"What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet? It takes 10 months to give it a good meal"
"How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !"
"Him: Mm girl, back that ass up. Me: Like on iCloud or something?"
"I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language... ...entirely out of tattoos."