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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler become a hero? He killed Hitler."
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"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."
"When my boss is mad and takes it out on me, I do less work. Can't reward bad behavior with a positive response. Training works both ways"
"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."
"A team of computer scientists just announced their discovery of the new largest prime number. Apparently it's 5x larger than the last one!"
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A tomato."
"Your password doesn't remember you either. He moved on. He's someone else's password now."
"i found out how to kill vegetarian vampires a steak to the heart"
"A guy votes for Donald Trump The guy"
"Why do people say ""fat people are lazy""? Fat people get themselves food, I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to get myself food."