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Joke of the Day

"My boyfriend broke up with because I make too many Linkin Park references, but in the end it doesn't even matter."

"Four gay men walk into a bar, there is only one stool left so what do they do? Flip it over"

"How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a half Men"

"Who invented fractions? Henry the 1/8"

"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"

"I bought a metronome recently, I left it in my car as I stopped at the bank machine for a minute, came back and it was gone, someone stole it but was caught... ...now I hear the thief is doing 2/4"

"'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet."

"I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane."

"This is by far the most pointless Tweet ever."

"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."