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Joke of the Day

"Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer Bruce Jenner"

"I was expelled from school for masturbating in the showers The teachers said I ruined the trip to Auschwitz"

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

"TIL: Colonel Sanders had a younger brother who was a plumber. Urinal Sanders"

"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."

"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."

"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"

"I'd like a new frog please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide."

"If a hipster falls in the middle of the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yeah, but you've probably never heard it before."