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Joke of the Day
"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"
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"What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business."
"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."
"Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea."
"Don't you hate it when you misjudge a moment of silence and lean in for a kiss. Worst police interrogation ever."
"Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?"
"I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear"
"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"
"What do you call a cow masturbating? Beef stoken-off"
"[On phone with Pizza Hut] Me: I texted my order 4 hrs ago! PH: Are you sure you didn't tweet it...again? Me: PH: Sir? Me: K. Love you. Bye."