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Joke of the Day

"HUMMING BEES Q: Why do bees hum? A: They don't know the words."

"[sex-ed lesson] now, unroll the condom down over the bana- what is it keith? ""i ate my banana"""

"Did you hear about the blind prostitute? you've gotta hand it to her..."

"Why do Mexicans make burritos? So they can unwrap something for Christmas!"

"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"

"People are wondering if Caitlin Jenner should be put in male or female prison if she is charged. I think they should send her to a halfway house."

"If you ever need someone to look like a complete idiot in your photographs, I'm your guy."

"I went to an erectile dysfunction meeting today. Nobody else came."

"On the bright side... We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady."

"I think my roommate might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."