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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the Scottish dentist ? Phil McCavity !"

"Cannibal one liner A cannibal passed a priest in the woods."

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

"What do you call a group of unorganized cats? A CAT-ASTROPHE!"

"What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes? A leperd"

"Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at the athletics track Police think it may be race related"

"What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common? You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running"

"Shitty one-liner: Giiirl, you can call me Saturday-Sunday, cuz I'm all you're gonna be doin' this weekend. Is this a thing? It feels like it has to have been a thing and I just forgot where."

"I got in trouble in gym class, so the coach made me sit in the back, in near all the equipment. There's nothing I can do. He's really got me by the balls."

"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"