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Joke of the Day
"""There are hot Shingles in your area"" - My Doctor"
Next Joke
"What do a creationist and a dude with a dinosaur bone fetish have in common? They both get a hard on when they find a gap in the fossil record."
"So my scatterbrained friend accused me of misquoting cliches... Isn't that the pot calling the kettle a racist?!?!"
"The Bartender says, ""This bar is for fortune tellers only."" Two skeptics walk into a bar."
"What did the doe say as she came out of the forest? I'll never do that for 5 bucks again."
"I don't sit crossed legged to be classy, I'm holding my tampon in"
"An amazing talking dog"
"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""
"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."
"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"