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Joke of the Day
"Scientists discover that Viagra can also be used to grow new bone."
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"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"
"How do you say no in German? Square root of 81"
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"
"Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind."
"[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]"
"*job interview* so tell me a fun fact about yourself Guy: well when I was 5 I fell into the Cincinnati Zoo gorilla exh- get the hell out"
"Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries? They know resistance is a waste of energy."