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Joke of the Day
"I made a dead body wearing a brassiere disapear. A-bra-cadaver!"
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"TEACHER: ""Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"" JOHNNY: ""Sir my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time."""
"Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment."
"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."
"Whats a tacticians favorite cut of meat? Flank"
"Why did the Green Giant get a new lid? Because he always spills the beans."
"What did the anti-vaccer say to her son? I miss you."
"Have You Heard About the new KFC Hilary Clinton Special. its 2 small breasts, 2 large thighs and 2 left wings"
"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."
"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."