131812

Joke of the Day

"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."

"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"

"Why did the cow cross the road To get to the udder side"

"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."

"There's a new restaurant opening called Kentucky Freud Chicken... ...It's motherfucking good."

"A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption."

"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."

"What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts"

"They must have had a really good laugh when doctors realized that thermometers could be taken orally too."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"