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Joke of the Day

"A german walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian replies ""No mate, you'll lose it."

"How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just shoot the room for being black."

"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."

"*throws phone over courthouse metal detector. catches phone on the other side. resumes conversation*"

"To avoid small talk with neighbors I've taken to checking the mail in the middle of the night like some kinda raccoon with bills."

"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."

"Going on the Obama diet... Putin will eat my lunch everyday..."

"A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians."

"If there is a Wessex, Sussex, and Essex why isn't there a northern county similarly named? Cause then there would be Nosex!"

"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss EDIT: spelling"