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Joke of the Day

"A german walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian replies ""No mate, you'll lose it."

"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"

"Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."

"Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? Because it was a noble gas"

"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."

"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"

"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"What's the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There's a mile between the s's."