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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle? Attire."

"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green."

"How does good king wenceslas like his pizza? (An old classic) Deep and crisp and even"

"Yo' Mama is so ugly **..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.**"

"In America they have stand up comedy... In the Balkans we have Sit Down Tragedy."

"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."

"Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man."

"Whenever I'm depressed, I go to the roof at night, watch the view, reminisce, look at the stars and be touched by the lord.... ..the land lord.."

"I would make a sparrow joke... But they don't fly very well."

"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."