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Joke of the Day

"The oldest living pirate turned 80 today and had this to say. AYE MATEY!"

"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""

"By saying you want a sandwich after sex you're letting me know you suck at sex because you expect me to be able to walk afterwards."

"What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalotapuss. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."

"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"

"Why did the white bassist refuse to play the show? He had a bass only a brother could love."

"So, this baby seal walks into a club... [o(;_;)o](http://youtu.be/TK2TuqcNWPY?t=30s)"

"Why did the alarm go off at the mansion? Because the owner entered the correct code."

"I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu."