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Joke of the Day

"I heard they are remaking Luke's starfighter group with 25% black pilots... They're calling it Rogue Quadroon."

"When someone shows you they don't want to be a part of your life, let them go. I'm not saying you can't make a voodoo doll of them, though."

"A man comes into a bar No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."

"Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry."

"What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you? The cure"

"I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What do you call a woman drowning in money? Rich... Also an ambulance."

"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."

"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."