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Joke of the Day
"Me: I'm going to bed after this episode. Netflix: Hahahahahaha! Sure. Ok."
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"[on a first date] ""Have [gestures across the whole menu] whatever you want. I hear the McRib is particularly excellent this time of year."""
"Scientists created the first white laser. They were fired for racism and hate speech."
"Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery"
"A large hole appeared outside the local police station. They're looking into it."
"What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, ""Fancy""? Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?"
"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."
"Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone."
"What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers."
"What do you call a disappearing President? Hocus POTUS"