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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want."
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"Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains! ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?"
"[Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*"
"Funny feminist joke women are equal to men"
"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."
"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"
"I apologize for pinching your lips closed when you started telling me about your kids"
"My kids are always accusing me of having a 'favourite kid' Which is ridiculous as I don't like any of them. -Danny Zuker"
"How I get my dick to be 12 inches? I cut it in half"
"JUDGE: That THING cannot enter ME: But Inky is my pet OCTOPUS IN AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET FILLED WITH WATER:*squirts ink at him* INKY NOOOOo"