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Joke of the Day

"All the king's horses and men stand over Humpty. Puzzled, they go back to reading the IKEA instructions."

"Hope you all aren't too good for knock knock jokes Knock knock. ""who's there?"" 9/11 ""9/11 who?"" Wow.. And you said you would never forget."

"What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ? An elephant's shadow !"

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"Apparently Burger King will be giving away free whoppers on October 13th to Special Olympians I'd be downs for that"

"What's the difference between wife and a blue whale? About 10 pounds."

"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."

"The first rule of relationships: You don't find out why someone was available until it's too late."

"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."

"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. When the bulb goes, they just replace the house."