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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."

"[In bed with gf] ""Do you have any fantasies?"" Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one? ""Yes.. why?"" I want to hit her with my car"

"When trying to determine the best place in Charlotte to go for a team building event, go to the White Water Center... It's a no brainer..."

"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"

"West Side Story gave me the wrong impression. No one at this gang fight is a good dancer and I've been shot in the arm."

"Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10? Because windows 7 8 9"

"What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll up."

"""The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate."" - Albert Einstein"

"What do you get when you mix Hitler with a dolphin? Adolfphin"

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It looks like the backstroke, sir."