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Joke of the Day

"Why is Oliver North like Kraang? They both love using the shredder."

"What's the most important part of a joke, the setup or the punchline? To get to the other side."

"Why did the vampire go to the doctors? Because he was coffin..."

"Hey Joe, don't think we can use this ad. Why not? We're roofers. Yes, but ""Hot shingles in your area looking to get nailed"" seems extreme."

"Can I have some orange juice? You: Can I have some orange juice? Other person: sure go ahead. You: Do you have any orange? Other person: what? You: I have jews but i dont have any orange."

"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"There are two kinds of people in this world, the kind that keep their inbox at zero... and the kind that want to run for president someday."

"The Vatican has dispelled rumors that the Pope is resigning because he's a pedophile. They claim he just got a little behind at work."

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"