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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a vampire drinks too much? They get a fangover."
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"Jerusalem by Don McLean I think the song could be greatly improved if at the line: ""All roads lead to you,"" the singer shakes a fist and yells out ""Take that, Rome!"""
"FITNESS COACH: Have u been reaching your target heart rate each morning *Flashback to me replacing the snooze button with an airhorn* ""yes"""
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
"What do you call a funny pancake? a puncake"
"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"
"I spent this past weekend baby-proofing my house... I'm not having a baby, but I hung up a bunch of anime posters to make sure that I never do."
"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."
"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"