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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"
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"If I was a drunk superhero, I'm pretty sure I'd be ""I Love You Man"""
"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."
"GOD: Go forth, my tiny friends! ANTS: Hooray! ANGEL: Ok next creation ... The anteater. ANTS: The what now?"
"if girl is in love - Her parent Ask: Who is that Idiot..? If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl..? Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)"
"""well that's a load on my back"" - relieved slut"
"Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well."
"What do Romans use to cut pizza Little Caesars"
"How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods? Pretty good!"
"Aquafina is Spanish for ""tap water in a plastic bottle"""