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Joke of the Day
"I think my Pokemon Go is broken, I held up the camera but all I caught was cops killing black folk"
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"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."
"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"
"I asked my heart why I can't sleep at night? Heart replied ""because you slept in the afternoon, don't act like you're in love"""
"Get student loans so that you can go to college and get a job to pay off your student loans."
"How do you call a camel with 3 humps? With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel."
"What's the difference between an athlete and Hitler? An athlete succeeds in ending a race."
"Either I just stepped in dog shit or the stench of my parent's disappointment has started following me around."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? 'Murica came first."
"""Are you a member of any organized political party?"" ""No. I'm a Republican."""