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Joke of the Day
"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"
Next Joke
"During a routine physical the Doctor said, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" ""Why?"" asked the patient. ""Because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""
"""Good morning, this is your pilot speaking"" ... ""AND THIS IS YOUR PILOT SHOUTING"" ... ""and this is your pilot doing some sick beatboxing"""
"I was sitting there... A lady walked into the bar I asked her ""Did it hurt?"""
"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."
"What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car? Carlos"
"I don't get how people say Mickey Rourke looks bad for his age... ...don't they realise his first film role was in 1941?!"
"What do you call a black man who fly's a plane? A pilot, you racist."
"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"
"Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer"