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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One..... Or two..."
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"What sound does a shotgun make? Kurt Kurt Cobain"
"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."
"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"
"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"
"How Long is a Chinamen? Yes he is."
"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"
"A flying insect exploded in my kitchen ... it must of been a jihaddy longlegs."