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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One..... Or two..."
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"I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour? [gun hangs head & turns around]"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"Two crows are loitering in the park; why did they get arrested? Attempted murder."
"Why does it take 2 feminists to screw in a lightbulb? One to screw in the lightbulb and one to give me a blow job while I supervise."
"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."
"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"
"What do you say when you're comforting a grammar Nazi? There, their, they're."
"Guy stole my bike so I got in a cab & said follow that guy! He said sure, whats his twitter name? We laughed & hi-fived & I need a new bike"