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Joke of the Day
"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"
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"I havent talked to my wife in 6 months. I got a slap the last time I interupted her."
"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."
"May I have a quick word with you? Velocity"
"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"
"Three nuns are sitting on a bench when a flasher revealed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun couldn't reach."
"*tries to quietly eat carrot sticks during your funeral*"
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."
"A photographer shot his subject with a Canon. She was blown away."
"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"