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Joke of the Day
"""All you need is love."" -billionaire musicians"
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"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"[creating animals] God- I want an animal with 2 humps Angel- And a cute face? G- Yes.. And make them spit at humans A- LOL G- LOL"
"Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He's 0K now"
"Exercising Grandmother My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is."
"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."
"What do tampons and renaissance art have in common? You get upset when your dog tears up either of them because they are period pieces."